[Declined] Fübar - Resto Druid
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:07 pm
Dear Ubiquity Members,
I'd like to point out I am happy to apply as a full time 'back-up' member as I get home about 20:00 realm time, I'd love to come to raids but if there isn't space on a given night I don't go emo, I'm happy to go grind my 'The Insane' title which I've been working on. So anytime you want me to come heal I'm up for it, other than that I've grinds to do cos I'm an achv whore (6.7k).
Welcome to my application. I am the Fübar, the one true ring, friend and gimp of Superiority, sometiems known as 'failbar', 'gaybar' or whatever Super feels like when he has sand in his vagina.
And here is our story...
A long time ago in a realm far, far away... (well actually it was just Burning Blade yesterday but that's not important)
It is a period of noob war in /2.
Rebel ninja guilds,
striking through random pugs on Burning Blade,
have won much epic loot from,
the evil Galactic Epeen of Fübar and Princess Superiority
(for indeed he is transgender - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender).
During their time on Burning Blade,
Rebel noobs managed to steal Superiority's LK kill,
As well as the Achv's required for Fübar's Epeen,
the ultimate weapon, the DEATH PEEN,
an armored epeen with enough power to destroy an entire internet connection.
Pursued by the noobs on Burning Blade,
Princess Superiority races to the account managment page,
custodian of the stolen credit card he saves his friend and transfers to another realm,
thus restoring balance to the force...
Happy ending = win.
...........................................................................................................................
HaHa ok this has been fun but seriously you want me to make a real application, well it goes a little something like this (cue some generic gangsta rap).
CHARACTER
* Nick: Fübar
* Class and Race: Druid, Tauren Sex Machine.
* Level: 80 and then some.
* /played: 99 days
* Armory link: my armoury isn't working but feel free to inspect me anytime, careful with my udders though, they're sensitive.
* Professions: (can you craft something special?) Max JC and Max Alch with most recps.
Progression:
Naxx10: cleared
Naxx25: cleared (I think)
Ulduar10: up to yogg
Ulduar25 up to yogg
Toc10: cleared
Toc25 cleared
ICC10: 11/12, 4/12 HC
ICC25: don't remember but it's not as good as ICC 10.
PERSONAL INFORMATION:
* Age: 30
* Sex: Male
* Nationality: English
* Playing time: I can come and raid anytime I'm online. If I'm online = I will come to any raid you ask me not to get myself saved in.
* Previous guilds and reasons for leaving them: I migrated because Burning Blade hasn't many good guilds and Super was coming here so I thought "why the hell not?"
* Were you ever an officer or obtained a leadership position of your past guild(s)? Yes I used to run 'Dreader Than Dread' here is the website link... http://www.dreaderthandread.co.uk/
* Fluency in English: Perfect
* Connection/Computer: (Write a details of your computer (specs) and connection. Are you DC-ing?) 6GB Ram, 1GB dedicated Graphics Card, i7 processor, internet is 'up to' 20mb - it's generally good. Best one I can afford. I rarely dc.
* Can you use ventrilo and microphone? Yes in my sleep.
YOU AND YOUR CHARACTER:
* Talents: Explain why you have the spec you have; why it suits you the best? Does it have any advantages/disadvantages when compared to other specs? I've spent a huge amount of time testing different specs as resto druid, I've always been a healer (an old account I was a holy/disc priest). My druid spec has been built up from harvesting and posting on the druid forums and a lot of testing. Originally I began with a HT spec, moved that onto a haste + nourish spec. In the end I am spec'd to drop rejuv/regrowth and spam nourish under heavy dps spikes. Wild growth ftw. I top most healing meters and I can dance like Mick Jagger (I mean follow tacs).
* Gear: Write a few lines about your gear; what does your current gear lack? My gear doesn't matter. I'm about 5.9k GS, it's good but my skill is what brings high healing and skill matters most. To tell you the truth I upgrade when I can but I never worry about gear. I think at the mo I'm in the process of swapping some spellpower/haste gems with spellpower/crit. It's minor changes I make depending on how I feel things are performing.
* Guild: Why do you want to join us? What can we gain by accepting you into its ranks? I want a stable guild I can join and be a part of. I hate guild hopping and I want some people to play with who are fun and skilled. I've heard Ubiquity is one of the best guilds and spoke to Rez. So here I am.
* WoW goals: For how long are you planning to play this game? What is it you want to achieve? Are you willing to leave behind your WoW/irl friends for pve progress? I want max PvE progress, I am willing to wipe and keep playing even when its tough. I am an achv whore. I have no friends, only fans.
* Performance: Tell us something about your playing style (WWS link, recount screens, etc. would be a very nice addition). Tell us how you are playing: I use Grid as my unit frame and I'm dropping rejuv. I see two types of healing, preventive (hots) and reactive (direct heals). Therefore I'm dropping rejuvs (also this helps with Revitalize http://www.wowhead.com/spell=48545 which gives crazy mana/energy/rage/runic regen for whole raid), if I know a tank of someone is taking regular dmg I opt for regrowth. I spank wild growth out whenever it is off CD if raid is taking dmg. I lifebloom on tanks and then under heavy dmg nourish and regrowth. Basic resto stuff... it's not the art, it's the artisan! Also use Bartender, Recount, Drdamage, Deadly Boss Mods in raids.
MISCELLANOUS:
A few meaningless questions that the Management wants to ask.
* Wipes: Are you patient and can withstand hours of wiping on new bosses? Do you tend to blame others for screwing up the fight? I can admit when I've failed even if it means getting raped and I am willing to wipe and be patient. I'm easy going and my only weakness is a tendency to chat too much.
* Farming: I hate farming and use AH to top my gold up. I'm not too rich but I'm rich enough to raid.
Finally, after the application, I am confident as a healer. My HPS is high and I love WoW. Trial me up...
I'd like to point out I am happy to apply as a full time 'back-up' member as I get home about 20:00 realm time, I'd love to come to raids but if there isn't space on a given night I don't go emo, I'm happy to go grind my 'The Insane' title which I've been working on. So anytime you want me to come heal I'm up for it, other than that I've grinds to do cos I'm an achv whore (6.7k).
Welcome to my application. I am the Fübar, the one true ring, friend and gimp of Superiority, sometiems known as 'failbar', 'gaybar' or whatever Super feels like when he has sand in his vagina.
And here is our story...
A long time ago in a realm far, far away... (well actually it was just Burning Blade yesterday but that's not important)
It is a period of noob war in /2.
Rebel ninja guilds,
striking through random pugs on Burning Blade,
have won much epic loot from,
the evil Galactic Epeen of Fübar and Princess Superiority
(for indeed he is transgender - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender).
During their time on Burning Blade,
Rebel noobs managed to steal Superiority's LK kill,
As well as the Achv's required for Fübar's Epeen,
the ultimate weapon, the DEATH PEEN,
an armored epeen with enough power to destroy an entire internet connection.
Pursued by the noobs on Burning Blade,
Princess Superiority races to the account managment page,
custodian of the stolen credit card he saves his friend and transfers to another realm,
thus restoring balance to the force...
Happy ending = win.
...........................................................................................................................
HaHa ok this has been fun but seriously you want me to make a real application, well it goes a little something like this (cue some generic gangsta rap).
CHARACTER
* Nick: Fübar
* Class and Race: Druid, Tauren Sex Machine.
* Level: 80 and then some.
* /played: 99 days
* Armory link: my armoury isn't working but feel free to inspect me anytime, careful with my udders though, they're sensitive.
* Professions: (can you craft something special?) Max JC and Max Alch with most recps.
Progression:
Naxx10: cleared
Naxx25: cleared (I think)
Ulduar10: up to yogg
Ulduar25 up to yogg
Toc10: cleared
Toc25 cleared
ICC10: 11/12, 4/12 HC
ICC25: don't remember but it's not as good as ICC 10.
PERSONAL INFORMATION:
* Age: 30
* Sex: Male
* Nationality: English
* Playing time: I can come and raid anytime I'm online. If I'm online = I will come to any raid you ask me not to get myself saved in.
* Previous guilds and reasons for leaving them: I migrated because Burning Blade hasn't many good guilds and Super was coming here so I thought "why the hell not?"
* Were you ever an officer or obtained a leadership position of your past guild(s)? Yes I used to run 'Dreader Than Dread' here is the website link... http://www.dreaderthandread.co.uk/
* Fluency in English: Perfect
* Connection/Computer: (Write a details of your computer (specs) and connection. Are you DC-ing?) 6GB Ram, 1GB dedicated Graphics Card, i7 processor, internet is 'up to' 20mb - it's generally good. Best one I can afford. I rarely dc.
* Can you use ventrilo and microphone? Yes in my sleep.
YOU AND YOUR CHARACTER:
* Talents: Explain why you have the spec you have; why it suits you the best? Does it have any advantages/disadvantages when compared to other specs? I've spent a huge amount of time testing different specs as resto druid, I've always been a healer (an old account I was a holy/disc priest). My druid spec has been built up from harvesting and posting on the druid forums and a lot of testing. Originally I began with a HT spec, moved that onto a haste + nourish spec. In the end I am spec'd to drop rejuv/regrowth and spam nourish under heavy dps spikes. Wild growth ftw. I top most healing meters and I can dance like Mick Jagger (I mean follow tacs).
* Gear: Write a few lines about your gear; what does your current gear lack? My gear doesn't matter. I'm about 5.9k GS, it's good but my skill is what brings high healing and skill matters most. To tell you the truth I upgrade when I can but I never worry about gear. I think at the mo I'm in the process of swapping some spellpower/haste gems with spellpower/crit. It's minor changes I make depending on how I feel things are performing.
* Guild: Why do you want to join us? What can we gain by accepting you into its ranks? I want a stable guild I can join and be a part of. I hate guild hopping and I want some people to play with who are fun and skilled. I've heard Ubiquity is one of the best guilds and spoke to Rez. So here I am.
* WoW goals: For how long are you planning to play this game? What is it you want to achieve? Are you willing to leave behind your WoW/irl friends for pve progress? I want max PvE progress, I am willing to wipe and keep playing even when its tough. I am an achv whore. I have no friends, only fans.
* Performance: Tell us something about your playing style (WWS link, recount screens, etc. would be a very nice addition). Tell us how you are playing: I use Grid as my unit frame and I'm dropping rejuv. I see two types of healing, preventive (hots) and reactive (direct heals). Therefore I'm dropping rejuvs (also this helps with Revitalize http://www.wowhead.com/spell=48545 which gives crazy mana/energy/rage/runic regen for whole raid), if I know a tank of someone is taking regular dmg I opt for regrowth. I spank wild growth out whenever it is off CD if raid is taking dmg. I lifebloom on tanks and then under heavy dmg nourish and regrowth. Basic resto stuff... it's not the art, it's the artisan! Also use Bartender, Recount, Drdamage, Deadly Boss Mods in raids.
MISCELLANOUS:
A few meaningless questions that the Management wants to ask.
* Wipes: Are you patient and can withstand hours of wiping on new bosses? Do you tend to blame others for screwing up the fight? I can admit when I've failed even if it means getting raped and I am willing to wipe and be patient. I'm easy going and my only weakness is a tendency to chat too much.
* Farming: I hate farming and use AH to top my gold up. I'm not too rich but I'm rich enough to raid.
Finally, after the application, I am confident as a healer. My HPS is high and I love WoW. Trial me up...